Bachelorette Power Rankings - Week V

I am officially no longer on Team Ashley. She is needy, insecure and a bad dresser. Like I said last week; Jillian is attractive, because she is confident, fun and has a fantastic sense of style. Ashley, if I was the Bachelorette, I would drink all that free champagne and kiss every cute suitor. Live it up!

Another comment. If you only listened to the show and heard the conversation between Ash and Wine Ben:
"We shouldn't....but I really want to.."
"Can we? I mean we really shouldn't...but it is so hard saying no..."
"Well, maybe quickly, for just a second..."

We all know they were talking about, wait, kissing? This was all over a peck on the lips? Sounded like a "just the, well you know, to see how it feels" conversation.

On to the rankings....

1) Ben F - He was attracted to her, even though she was wearing a terrible romper. Did I mention free wine for life?

2) JP - That lil guy rocked it in the ring. Even next to Nick (who I will say has a fantastic body, and as a baseball player, he is used to tossing people things around), he held his own and looked adorable doing it. He may be the cutest lil Hebrew from Long Island.

3) Ames - He let all the cool kids go first and pick out their fighting pantelones, so he got suck with the hot pink ones. He got knocked out, but even in a loopy state with messy hair, he was precious. You may have a giant forehead and is slightly socially awkward, but I think he would make a good hubby. Who needs a trainer to take the raw cake batter out of your hands when you are married to the fitness king?

4) Ryan Sunshine - EW.com gave him this nickname, and I love it. His eyes twinkle when he smiles, and I don't think he would yell at me when I microwave lean cuisine pizza and tell him I made him dinner. 

And sadly, that is all I want to rank. Mickey and Blake/Lucas (nondescript blondes) made zero impression on me in three weeks now. Constantine, you like your dude time, and that is ok with me. I had high hopes for you, but you got boring. Sigh...

That is all I have got this week.  Let her pick her man, already, so I can play groupie and stalk her leftovers.

-ElleBelle